Welcome to the Heist, boys

Glad you all could make it, welcome to The Heist, our online headquarters. It may not have the comfy chairs our last headquarters had but at least we won't have my mom interrupting us and asking us if we want cookies and milk, thats just not what a dignified Heister does!
Here you'll be debriefed and orders will be given. I want at the minimum a weekly update. If something happens, I want to be the first to know. If the school of Music sneezes, I want to know. If Dr. Walders trips, first put it on youtube, and then tell me. If any other A Cappella group so much as warms up you betcha I'm gonna know their starting pitch.
You have your specialties. You have your mission. Now go for it. April 12th will be here sooner than you think. Something big is coming boys, and JMU won't know what hit 'em. We're gonna be back with a vengeance!

For those of you who are not part of our illustrious group, welcome. You are about to be witness to one of the most epic A Cappella concerts JMU has ever seen. There is a reason JMU thinks The Madison Project is so dangerous, we just rock way too hard. If you want to be witness to this historic event. Be there and be prepared to have your face literally rocked off. It'll be worth it. Be at Wilson Hall on Saturday April 12th at 8:00.
Are you in?

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Thursday, March 27, 2008

Alright, I'm in too... where's the boss?

hey Mr. Jack...i dont know what "machine" microphones are, but its clear to me that you misread the instruction list and codename key. and Dex, about that facial hair comment, you know i have a hormone disorder, so shut your face before i tear it off.

oh man, it feels great to be back in the company of the old crew..but, where's the boss? they let him out days ago, but i havent heard a peep. i'm starting to get worried. he's apparently spoken to some of you, but i have yet to see is face since that fateful day last semester, when the University decided to step in after we got "a little too cozy" with our audience. I guess the coroners' reports didnt really suggest a comfortable level of coziness either...but nevermind that. If they didnt come prepared for the level of face-rocking, that's their own fault. let's hope we get a more prepared crowd for the 12th...god i can't wait.

2 comments:

Cereal Killer said...

Rocking faces off? Getting too cozy? These are crimes? If you want a true crime let's talk about Parking Services. I've spent countless hours agonizing over the transgressions I have endured at the hands of this administration. But go ahead...give me a ticket if I let the meter expire...Come April 12th, we make the rules.

Hotblades said...

Calm down my friend, I know how you feel. Of all of the virtues, patience sure is the lamest one. But we've waited this long, one more day shouldn't hurt us. We're meeting soon and you know that the second I hear about where and when, this blog will be the first to know.